CALLING ALL WINDOWS HACKERS!
SALES GUY NEEDS YOUR HELP!

Poor Sales Guy can't find anything ever since Web Dude rearranged his Windows icons. Web Dude claims it is not possible to arrange by penis but we know it can be done! Please help Sales Guy regain his sanity by writing a custom Windows plugin to arrange his icons by penis!

Update: Thanks to Taktaal for submitting a working Arrange By Penis program complete with source code. Both the program and the code have been graciously released into the public domain. It may be downloaded here.

Requirements to run Taktaal's program:
- Disable "Auto Arrange" and "Align to Grid" on the desktop.
- Both .NET 1.1 and 2.0 must be installed.
- Windows XP or Vista (not tested on any other platform).

Have fun!

2nd Update: Josh at officewarfare.net has created a utility based on Taktaal's code called Arrange by Image that may be used to arrange the desktop icons in any pattern desired. It may be downloaded here, or from the officewarfare.net Arrange by Image page.


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